One of my favorite thing about drunk girls is that they'll do mostly anything for a laugh. I've seen clothes come off, awkward dancing, raunchy dares (just to name a few) just for some attention from other drunken bystanders. Sometimes you're lucky enough to witness an extraordinary situation, where some hussie gets all liquored up and wants to make a scene. Now a when you already have a drunk girl that's looking for trouble, take a random drunk old man and throw him into the mix. Now you have one f'n hilarious cocktail. This dude was stumbling around the bar by himself, pinching girls asses, making obnoxious comments and the like. One may consider that annoying, but when you have the right kind of drunkie, you get a wonderful drunken combination. This girl wasn't offended - she embraced Senior Drunk Disaster. They danced, felt each other up, at one point, she even grabbed his junk. Needless to say, he'll be stocking up on Viagra sooner rather than later.
-DRUNK CHICKS
